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Let me propose a new, simple solution for how the internet should work. It's become increasingly apparent how gay click-throughs for sites like Yahoo have become. Obviously it's not just Yahoo, but I'll use it as the posterboy because it's a repeat offender. Let's say a new story on the front page catches my eye - Did the Philies end up winning the world series? I click on it, assuming the answer will stare me in the face on the next page, but no, I have to watch a fucking video with an advertisement in front of it and the question isn't even answered in the fucking headline! So some Yahoo analyst faggot talks for a few minutes and I finally get the answer I'm looking for, "Yes".
Sites make you jump through so many hoops just to get to a simple answer, so I've to the conclusion that this is how things should look from now on:
I leave for college on Friday and it'll probably take me a little bit to get into the flash groove again over there once I set all my shit up. The good news is that I'll have a ton of downtime, so hopefully that means increased flash output. Again, I'm in the middle of a movie...not much is known about it right now (except that it'll TOTALLY ROCK!!!)...so my advice would be to not shit your dipe, it'll be out soon enough. And just like that, I'm out.
I was supposed to use this space to promote my new movie that was gonna come out this weekend...but unfortunately I got mono about a week ago and I'm gonna be out for a while. I'll get back into it in about 3 weeks hopefully...but still...c'mon...I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ANIMATIONS THIS SUMMER!
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